What if shakespeare was an insurance broker ………

Good morrow, fair sir/madam, 'tis I, William, a humble servant of Broker Intel. Pray, do forgive this intrusion upon thy precious time, but I bring tidings of great import.

Methinks thou art aware of the uncertain nature of life and the unexpected turns it may take. I wouldst humbly suggest that thou consider protecting thine income and the well-being of thy loved ones with a policy of life and income protection insurance.

Art thou currently insured, or dost thou seek coverage?

You are interested - Excellent, 'twould be my honor to set a date and time to discuss in further detail the options available to thee and discover if there is a policy that would be a perfect fit for thy needs. Wouldst thou be available for a brief discourse next week?

You are not interested - I do understand that this may not be the opportune moment for thee to consider such matters. May I have thy contact, so that we may touch base in the future when it may be more convenient for thee?

I thank thee for thy time and bid thee farewell for now. Farewell.